Selling Naming Rights

I am selling the naming rights to the Dead Squirrel Facebook page and Blog. Please feel free to submit proposals. I will drink specific beer brands, eat whatever crap I need to or wear your company branded  underwear.

Here are a few that sound pretty good to me:
-Dead Miller Lite Squirrel
-Dead Weight Watchers Squirrel
-Dead Cheez-It Squirrel