Tuesday, April 17, 2012


Watch out Groupon. I have started my own site. It's called Poopon. I sell crap at half price! I will start with this toilet paper. Normally $1.00 per roll ... today only $.50 cents.


Thanks for checking in with Dead Squirrel today. Your boss has hired me to track everyone who has logged in via Facebook during work hours. Excuse me, I need to send off my report.