Friday, June 17, 2011

Dead Wiener Squirrelltzenager

Ladies & Gentlemen

I will not be stepping down even though my sexting photo's (below) have made it to the public eye. I have been working out and I am proud of my Sqoobs (squirrel boobs).

*On a side note, I would like to let the public know that there is a possibility that I am the child of Arnold Schwartzenager and I will be asking for DNA testing. I realized that we may be related once I started working out.