Sunday, April 3, 2011

Announcing Candidacy

I am proud to officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States of the America. I will bring integrity back to the oval office and this country. I vow to lower beer prices. I vow to institute mandatory recess in the workplace. I hope I spelled candidacy right .. that would suck if I started all of this with a mispelled word.

My short list of possible running mates include:
-Palin (Bristol)

-Dr. Phil
-The Weather Guy from channel 4
-Rick James (he's still alive, right)?

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