I am proud to officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States of the America. I will bring integrity back to the oval office and this country. I vow to lower beer prices. I vow to institute mandatory recess in the workplace. I hope I spelled candidacy right .. that would suck if I started all of this with a mispelled word.
My short list of possible running mates include:
-The Weather Guy from channel 4
-Rick James (he's still alive, right)?