The First Annual Squirrelly Awards

Man .. I really didn't think I was going to be up here. So shocked! (Who would have ever thought that a squirrel could win a Squirrelly Award)? I didn't even prepare a speech. I would like to thank Jesus, my publicist Jerry Diamond, and my beautiful wife & kids, and my mom and dad .. and of course the fans! Oh ... I can hear the music telling me to get off the stage. By the way,  I am wearing Squirrel Fur by Versace. Screw you Joan Rivers!