Advice For Will Ferrel

I think you are very funny Mr. Ferrel. However, I can tell you one thing that I have learned ... maybe you can use this advice in your career somehow: Everything if funnier when you add a dead squirrel.

PS: I love that scene when you get shot in the neck with a tranquilizer gun, but my young daughter was traumatized. 

We are finally here ... in the age of technology!!

Thanks to the science of of modern technology I was able to create this trick photograph which seamlessly makes it appear as though I am juggling! I just can't get over this ... simply amazing what we can do nowadays.

That's what she said.

Nude Photography

I always thought it would be cool to be a nude photographer.
*I just cant figure out how it helps to take photographs when you are nude.

Letters I've Never Written #2

Dear High School Math Teacher,

In retrospect I think I was right. I have had absolutely no use for algebra in my life.

Ice Cream

I prefer 1 small bowl of ice cream .... and 39 subsequent trips back to the container to dig for more.

State of the Squirrel Address

As Squirrel President I vow to have more of those 'Beer Summits'. I will start by having one of these summits with the guy that we are buying gas from. I am confident that we can work something out over a few cold ones.