Friday

This week stunk. I will forget all of my problems as soon as the first note of Justin Bieber hits the Karaoke machine tonight! 

Letters I've Never Written #1

Dear Lady who would not let me over on the highway,

I just want to make sure that you have utilized the 2 seconds that you saved by not letting me in front of you wisely.

P.S. I am not sure if you noticed, but I ended up passing you about a mile further down the road.

Psst ...

You need anything labeled?

Dishwasher

This is exactly why squirrels don't use dishes!

SNL Skit Concept #1

I thought it would be a funny idea for a Saturday Night Live skit if people would dress up like bowling pins, and then stand together in a triangle. The things they would say to each other before the ball was rolled at them could be very funny.

Exercise

I made a new years resolution to exercise! So for I have bought new shoes, a shiny new t-shirt, and an I-pod! I think I need some more stuff before I actually start.

Holy Carp

O my, waht an amazing nite. Squirrel to girl ratio ws awsme (i think I was the only dead squirrel there)! Cab driver just now dropped me off a few minutes ago at 5am ... Thnk i gave him a $100 tip, crap. Do you think the mcdonalds drive thru is open right now? How bout Oakland Gyro? I am goig to bed, Check out the amazing night of pics on my facebook photo album!